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05/01/2000

Microsoft Corp. chairman Bill Gates said Tuesday that consumers would be hurt if his company were broken up by the federal government. Hey, can't we just shut the company down and re-start it? That's what I have to do every damn day with my Microsoft software.

Jim Rosenberg