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04/24/2000

The City of Los Angeles is about to begin recycling toilet water into drinking water. You thought you were bothered by the worm in the bottom of the tequila bottle. The problem with drinking this water, to get this to go down, a lot of people have to jiggle their nose.

Jay Leno