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Actor Johnny Depp says he lives in France with his girlfriend and his two-year-old daughter because America is just too violent for him. He doesn't like the violence here. You can't blame him. Look at all the violent movies they make, like "Blow" and "Donnie Brasco."

Jay Leno

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