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From a TeeVee recap of the Academy Awards:

5:31:  Steve Martin recalls his first thought when the producers asked him to host the Oscars: "Would there be time for my facelift to heal?" The cameras cut to Michael Douglas in the audience.

Somewhere, a member of the Academy Awards production team is chuckling at his own cruel joke.

Philip Michaels and Lisa Schmeiser

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