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3/22/2000

Here's something that annoys me. Supermarkets all over the country are installing these new machines that give customers the opportunity to scan and bag their own groceries. Is that an opportunity? Isn't that a job basically? Didn't we have pimpled high school kids doing this kind of work? What is the next big opportunity going to have? ''Ketchup spill on aisle nine. Here's your chance to get in on the ground floor of a major opportunity.''

--Jay Leno