The #1, All-Time, Top, Best, Funniest Joke Ever
Friday, April 5 :: 12:58 a.m. :: link

:: In 1999, "GQ" polled celebrated comedians and humorists, plus the magazine's own special panel "reviewed in excess of 23,540 jokes, one-liners, witty remarks, stand-up lines and bon mots." That was just the beginning. Eventually, the 75 funniest jokes of all time were determined. Here's the winner:

"I went to my doctor and told him, 'My penis is burning.' He said, 'That means somebody is talking about it.'"

--Garry Shandling ::


:: Current mood: jealous (but only comedically).
:: Current music: snorts and ha-has.


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