Halloween Shockers: Ask Humor Boy
Friday, October 25 :: 1:55 a.m. :: permalink

Questions for Mr. Boy

1. What is your favorite scary movie?

Alfred Hitchcock's "Rear Window" (1954). I've always been fascinated by peeping Toms. Especially the ones who leave twenties in my tips snifter.

2. What is your favorite Halloween treat?

A donut with a bite out of it. Mmm, I love the yummy goodness! When I stick 'em in the bags, the kids get cranky, though.

3. Do you dress up for Halloween?

Sometimes. I go as everybody's favorite movie character: Man #3.

If so, describe your best Halloween costume.

My best was probably my first. I was tiny, two-and-a-half, and Mom cut eye holes into a pillowcase. I went as a pillowcase with eye holes.

I can still fit into it, too, but I haven't worn it since our wedding.

4. Do you enjoy going to haunted houses or other spooky events?

I generally avoid anything that might deplete my urine supply a week early and cause dust. That includes haunted houses and fabulous dinner parties with David and Liza.

5. Will you dress up for Halloween this year?

No, but I'll accessorize with a parsley garnish.


Copyright ©2002 Mike Durrett. All rights reserved. Questions posed courtesy FridayFive.org.