Top 13 Little-Known Hannibal the Cannibal Lecter Morsels
Tuesday, October 22 :: 10:51 a.m. :: permalink

13. He's a leg man.

12. Serves nudists with dressing on the side.

11. Likes the tomatoes on a tossed Sally.

10. Best dip: the Fat Free Blanche.

9. Best dish: Dictator Tots.

8. Best lunch: Vegetable Soupy Sales and pies.

7. Holds pinkies out when he lips a Manwich.

6. Says sniveling cowards make tasty chicken fingers.

5. Plays with his food: Enjoys a good Scrabble hand, and Jacks.

4. Last dinner and a movie: The Three Faces of Eve and some movie.

3. Cool snack: Munch a bunch of free toes and Pop's corns.

2. Favorite wine: Baby Pool, 1986.

And the number one little-known Hannibal the Cannibal Lecter morsel:

He sees you when you're steeping. He knows when you're a cake.


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