Boob Tube: Ask Humor Boy
Sunday, October 20 :: 12:59 p.m. :: permalink

Questions for Mr. Boy

1. How many TVs do you have in your home?

Seven. Eight when RuPaul drops in.

2. On average, how much TV do you watch in a week?

Fifteen hours. If you count this computer screen, which is like a TV, 85. If you count mirrors, 112. If you count Rupaul, 112.

3. Do you feel that television is bad for young children?

Not if they're snacking on green vegetables.

4. What TV shows do you absolutely HAVE to watch, and if you miss them, you're heartbroken?

"Chest Pain Repair 101," "Cardiomyopathy Macramé," and "Everybody Loathes Infarctions."

5. If you had the power to create your own television network, what would your line-up look like?
 
  7:30 - "Popeye and Some Very Large Breasts"

  8:00 - "8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter and Some Very Large Breasts"

  8:30 - "I Love Lucy and Some Very Large Breasts"

  9:00 - "60 Minutes and Some Very Large Breasts"

10:00 - "Law and Order Some Very Large Breasts"

10:30 - "Some Very Large Breasts and Some Very Large Breasts"

11:00 - "News, Weather, Sports Bras"


Copyright ©2002 Mike Durrett. All rights reserved. Questions posed courtesy FridayFive.org.