Now and Forever: Ask Humor Boy
Friday, October 11 :: 8:09 p.m. :: permalink

Questions for Mr. Boy

1. If you could only choose one CD to ever listen to again, what would it be?

"America Online: 1025 Hours Free!"

I love to breakmouse.

2. If you could only choose two movies to watch ever again, what would they be?

"Friday the 13th, Part W-2: Jason Slashes Taxes" and "The Lord of the Rings: The Banger Sisters Baggin' Bilbo."

3. If you could only choose three books to read ever again, what would they be?

"Atlas Shrugged," "The Grapes of Wrath," and "Dummies for Dummies."

4. If you could only choose four things to eat or drink ever again, what would they be?

Pizza, milkshakes, chocolate, and Chee-tos. I'll be dead by Thursday.

5. If you could only choose five people to ever be/talk/associate/whatever with ever again, who would they be?

My wife -- and I'll stop there. I have too many fine friends and relatives to exclude them. Besides, Christmas is coming and I'm feeling lucky. No socks or ties, please. Mr. Durrett is accommodated wherever toys are sold.


Copyright ©2002 Mike Durrett. All rights reserved. Questions courtesy FridayFive.org.