Relax: Ask Humor Boy
Friday, September 27 :: 3:59 p.m. :: link

Questions for Mr. Boy

1. What are your favorite ways to relax and unwind?

I enjoy a good nap with my cats, except Kelp insists we go to a motel and Morty meows incessantly for me to insert quarters into the Magic Paws. We used to go to full-service hotels, until I was creamed by room service.

As for unwinding? I pirouette a lot.

2. What do you do the moment you get home from work/school/errands?

• I work at home, so, at that moment, I'm stepping into the living room, foraging for food and the TiVo remote and the look of love.

• The last time I got home from school was decades ago, so I guess I got a life.

• When I get home from errands, I open the refrigerator to see what I forgot to buy.

3. What are your favorite aromatherapeutic smells?

Most anything without cat box.

4. Do you feel more relaxed with a group of friends or hanging out by yourself?

Do both involve pudding? Will there be dancing? What am I wearing?

5. What is something that you feel is relaxing but most people don't?

Giving me free, three-hour massages -- and writing me generous contribution checks to ensure my financial security and McFlurry fetish.


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