Top 10 Excuses Why I, Humor Boy, Took Four Months to Write a New Blog Entry
Monday, September 23 :: 5:00 a.m. :: link

:: 10. Too funny in May. Gave competition chance to catch up.

9. Although doctor cautioned me, "Use it or lose it," smart-ass showed no signs of atrophy.

8. Couldn't find Blog under deluge of pop-up windows.

7. Worried sick about Ben Affleck's rug.

6. Booked discount cruise on garbage barge, S.S. Titanic II. Knocked overboard by errant iceberg lettuce.

5. Osama Bin Laden hiding out in Blog for summer.

4. Spent August coaching wife through "American Midol" competition.

3. Researched top secret Science Fair project: "Bounty Towel Challenge vs. Savion Glover's Sweat Spews."

2. Why bother? Until Rosie O'Donnell quit her magazine, I could never reign as publishing world's Chubbiest, Theoretically-Comical, Loudmouthed Lesbian.

And the number one excuse why I, Humor Boy, took four months to write a new Blog entry: 

Even I wasn't reading the damn thing.


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