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Questions for Mr. Boy

1. What shampoo do you use? Mr. Boy is available for commercial endorsements. Rinse. Repeat. Mr. Boy is available for commercial endorsements.

2. Do you use conditioner? What kind? Yes. Mr. Boy is standing by to answer your endorsement calls. Mr. Boy requires his standard fee, expenses per diem, jiggly assistants, color-coordinated shampoo sink and smock, and only brown M&Ms.

3. When was the last time you got your hair cut? Four weeks. The weed-whacker is in the shop.

4. What styling products do you use? Gel, spray, staple gun.

5. What's your worst hair-related experience? The distinct lack of hair products spokesmodel gigs. Mr. Boy would also be suited for breakfast cereal endorsements. Not only is he a connoisseur of tasty, sunbaked morning, sugary goodness, but he's actually named Mikey. Mikey likes it (when there's a check attached)!


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