Liza With a Zoo
Wednesday, May 15 :: 2:27 a.m. :: link

:: Monday, David Letterman showed a wedding photo of  Liza Minnelli and her husband alongside Best Man Michael Jackson and Maid of Honor Elizabeth Taylor. It looked like dusting day at the wax museum.

Let's just say they should never stand still in a Wicks 'N' Sticks.

I know I can't hold a candle to those people. I'd be arrested for incest.

... Or charged as a serial melter.

Seriously, this group needs to ease off the cosmetics ... be more conservative like KISS.

It's a mistake for them to get so fancy when the paupers' embalming would do.

I kid the wedding party. They're welcome at my house any time. I'll put 'em up on poles in the garden.

:: Current mood: wondering about vampires


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