Pet Pals
Friday, May 10 :: 6:29 p.m. :: link

Questions for Mr. Boy

1. What's your favorite animal? Kitties. I'm into mittens.

2. What pets have you had in your lifetime? Dogs, cats, fish, and Spot the Mildew.

3. Is there any specific pet that you've wanted but never had? Why? Olivia Newton-John. Just call me "Xanadoofus."

4. Are you allergic to any animals? The cast of "Cats."

5. Do you have any 'pet' pet peeves? Yes.

• They never let me wear the reindeer antlers.
  
  
• Although I'm respectful of their needs, they sniff at my bathroom habits.
  
  
• They milk "no opposable thumbs" for all it's worth, especially the fish.
  
  
• The dogs don't like how I play poker.
  
  
• Not once have cats brought me Mikenip.
  
  
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