Movies I Won't Watch on Television
Tuesday, April 30 :: 12:03 p.m. :: link

:: These are films I refuse to view when "formatted to fit your TV," with up to half of their visual content removed.

• "Around the World in 40 Days"
• "The Five Commandments"
• "The Dirty Six"
• "Catch-11"
• "Ocean's 5.5"
• Fellini's "4¼"
• "June, 1000: A Space Odyssey"
• "Fifty and One-Half Dalmatians"
• "Seven Brides for No Brothers"
• "The One Little Pig and Bacon"

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