Don Your Sunglasses
Wednesday, April 10 :: 6:15 p.m. :: link

:: At 4:47 this afternoon, the warm temperature on my porch reached 76 degrees. I marked the occasion by changing into 2002's first short pants. Old White Guy Loud Pale Legs Season has begun.

Even though I will be appearing mostly in cooling, hunky, above-the-knee ensembles between now and October, my skin coloring won't change. I don't understand why because I do spend a fair amount of time in the sunshine during the spring and summer. It must be something to do with the aging process.

I got my first hint at 40, while attempting to tan on the beach. That Coppertone dog covered me up.


:: Current mood: breezy
:: Current music: “Blinded by the Light”


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