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I'll Take Five Questions for a Thousand, Alex
Sunday, April 7 :: 1:54 p.m. :: link

:: Alright, my people (wife) have informed me today is Sunday. It makes me dizzy to comprehend, but I'll accept the scenario. How all this clock adjustment turmoil saves daylight, I don't know. It gives me a headache for weeks -- extra sunny days, yes, but still headaches.

Somewhere in the shuffle I neglected to post the Friday Five. I found these questions online. Fridayfive.org serves up a new batch of nosiness every, you guessed it, Friday. (Saturday, perhaps, during DST?) These questions are intended for Web loggers to answer each week in their respective blogs. Since I intend to be the bloggiest, may I have the first question, please? ...

fridayfive 

1. What are the first things that you do in the morning to start your day?
::
Inhale.
::
Email.
::
Exhale.

2. What are the last things that you do at night before going to bed?

::
Throw tantrum.
::
Scream "I don't wanna go to bed! You can't make me!"
::
Whine for glass of water, bedside delivery. "Thirty minutes or less, and it's pee."

3. What daily routine have you recently added to your day?
The Liza medley, although I give my dancers Mondays off.

4. What routine do you wish you'd get rid of?
That afternoon interlude with magical puppets.

5. What's the one thing that makes you feel like something is missing if you don't do it some point within your day?
Inventory secret Spongebob Squarepants Cheese Nips stash.



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