Another Night in Hell
Saturday, April 6 :: 3:44 p.m. :: link

:: I'm all confused. I hate Daylight Saving Time Anxiety Weekend. Is tonight the night we move the clocks?

Now, do we set them forward? Or back? To the left? To the right? On the stoop for the milkman? What do I tip the milkman? 15%, 20%? Will Operators be standing by to take my call? Should I use an extra 60 minutes dollop of beauty salve? Rosie O'Donnell's gay?

It's too much to ask me to keep up with, the clocks. I'm still bleeding from last time, setting the cats ahead an hour.


:: Current mood: frantic
:: Current music: "Cat Scratch Fever"


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