Brush With Greatness
Saturday, April 6 :: 12:01 a.m. :: link

The Gap-Toothed Celebrity Test

Used by permission

:: Look at me, Mama! Thank you. I'd like to thank the members of the Academy for opening the door to the downtrodden, we with perfectly spaced teeth.

As a boy, I looked up to the dental stylings of Terry-Thomas and David Letterman. I've sung Elton John tunes and now I get to walk a mile in his mouth. I'm honored to be included. Heck, just being nominated was reward enough. Thanks again, floss, and God bless.

This one's for you, Satchmo! ::


:: Current mood: smiley face.
:: Current music: "What a Wonderful World."


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