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Humor Erotica 3
by Mike Durrett

And now, something for the ladies ...

Mantit
It's a parade of fellas celebrating their studliness in a series of erotic -- and, of course, wink wink, artistic -- photographs exposing a nipple. These gents are proud. (And, I'm a-guessing, these gents are drunk.)

On a personal note on this Thanksgiving Day in America, I would like to chime in unabashedly and state I, too, am thankful for my nipple. So much so, I often carry a spare.

I would show you mine, but I'm saving myself for Larry Flynt.

Actually, as your Guide to Humor, I am contractually forbidden from exposing my fully developed hard-bodied hunky taps, but I'm renegotiating and hope to resurface as your About Guide to Himbo Bumps.

Meanwhile, I share this previously released snapshot of my mantits-in-training for your perusal and envy. I posed here during my cherubic innocence and fetchingly vulnerable youth for one of the earliest Web site prototypes, "Ladgut."