Gene Simmons' Celebrity Bedroom

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KISS the Girls

If a picture says a thousand words, in the case of Mr. Simmons, five of those words would be "tongue reduction," "Binaca, Gene?" and "eww-www!!"

And occasionally, "I hope that clots."

In this large photo gallery, we enter the boudoir of the frisky KISS icon, ladies' laddie, and Max Factor hurl sponge. Here he entertains over 160 major league babes, including Mariah Carey, Courtney Cox, Drew Barrymore, Celine Dion, Sheryl Crow, Kathy Ireland, Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears, Demi Moore, Barbara Bush, Edith Bunker and Weezy.

The snapshots, alas, are mock-ups, so we can only fantasize about that love shack tryst with Aunt Bee and the Fun Girls.

The images were created by Ken Swanger. OK, I'll say it. They're swangin'.

Gene Simmons' Celebrity Bedroom

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