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More Halloween Howls
by Mike Durrett

Turning Tricks
Additional Halloween information, like yesterday's Surprise, from Modern Humorist, to put you in the know for the big night. This time, "Halloween pranks guaranteed to shock."

Can you withstand the terror of these spooky instructions? Here's a preview: "Summon Satan using the lost knowledge of the ancient Qumran sect. When the Dark Lord appears in a cacophony of thunder and a cloud of sulphurous gas, command him to fill the neighbor’s mailbox with shaving cream."

This piece contains strong language.