"Early to find out everything there is to know about machine-guns, early to seize fairy cakes, makes a man saturnine, brilliant and miniaturized."

The Random Surrealism Generator
Strange quotations spewed by this computer trick don't make sense, but they're often funny in a way that, um, doesn't make sense.

To play with this online toy, visit the RavenBlack site of origination. See the quote, then click the phrase "Random Surrealism Generator" underneath -- or reload the page -- to serve up more words of befuddlement.

"I can remember when I wasn't squeaky."

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