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of the Day October 7, 2000 Movie-A-Minute Scene: Mike walks over to computer (4 seconds). Sits down (1 second). Takes 26-second nap (26 seconds). Wakes up violently, shouting obscenities, drooling in a style inspired by H. R. Pufnstuf, a Sid and Marty Kroft joint (7 seconds). Pets startled cat, sitting on desk (8 seconds). Yawns (2 seconds). It was good, yawns again (9 seconds). Thinks about today's Funny Site selection, from Rinkworks (1 second). Puts fingers on keyboard (1 second). Types at 180-words-per-minute speed: "Movie a minute." (1 second) Mike exits. Has nice day (23 hours, 59
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