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"Cooties, sometimes colloquially referred to as 'the Ickies,' is an acute, extremely infectious condition characterized by symptoms that can range from paste eating and a mild liverwurst aroma, to excessive flatulence and frequent wetting 'accidents,' reports this public service page at You're Probably Lost.

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