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by Mike Durrett

The Amazing Blenderphone
This actual customized product combines Alexander Graham Bell's handy handset with a whirring beaker of goo. Welcome to the 21st century. The world is now complete.

When receiving an incoming telephone call, the blender motor revs up to alert you, as there is no standard ringer. Put the speedy chopper on hold and speak directly into your Vichyssoise.

Yes, before you know it, you'll be saying "I can't hear you. I've got a Banana Smoothie in my ear."

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