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August 26, 2000

Insult Assault

by Mike Durrett

Virtual Design Voodoo Doll
Keep in mind you may be the only one whom finds a symbolic figure maliciously adorned with straight pins, fire burns and a gutting knife (placed exactly where you determine) funny.

Gouge the weapons into the eyes or nose or other wacky body parts and be creative! Email the final work of art to the victim with your special message of "admiration," although you might wait and run this move by your attorney first.


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