The Fart Waffle

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Toot Tunes Toy

Here's something you don't see everyday, Chauncey, tooting breakfast food.

Thanks to JibJab's virtual vittles, you can become a bonafide musician -- well, you'll squeak by -- with not one, but two toasty treats.

Fart Waffle #1 plays four tunes: "Blue Danube," "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star," "Taps" and "Pop Goes the Weasel."

Fart Waffle #2 is a gas with "Memories," "Fur Elise," "Frere Jacque" and "Hail to the Chief."

You'll need Shockwave Flash, and maybe margarine and syrup, for this musical time killer.

The Fart Waffle

~ Mike Durrett