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by Mike Durrett

The Virtual Boss
My boss is a swell guy. I mean that sincerely. I really do. Yes, I'm a suck-up, but not in this case.

I have worked for some jerks in my time. Why, I remember one festering canker-sored shrew, delusional swivel-lipped paperweight, pustule in a black dress, cheating ferret in a wig hat, bulbous-nosed dim bulb, heinous pencil-pushing geekette, snarky-toothed Granny Klump wannabe, competence-repelling depilatory disaster area, fondly.

I could go on and on; however, even as a suck-up, it's tough maintaining this level of niceness.

That's one reason why I like The Virtual Boss, from Camp Chaos. We boil as this animated moron flips our switch and, then, we GET EVEN!

It's a funny stress reliever and may, vicariously, help you feel better about your job.

Catch you later, I'm going on break....


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