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by Mike Durrett

Nathan's House of Gum
I've toured the White House (House of Socks). I've toured the Biltmore House (House of Stocks). I've toured the House of Pancakes (House of Stacks). But, I've never toured anything as bubbly as Nathan's.

Today, start your visit with his new products:

• Dogummit! Sugarless Gum for Dogs
• Beautiful Gum Sculptures
• Gumbot X-9000, the robotic gumball machine
• "New Car Smell" Gum
• Deep Cover Camouflage Gum

Then, peruse the Letters to the H.O.G. They'll give you something to chew on, including Nathan's Veggie-Stripe Gum, "with its distinctive vibrant bands of carrot, pea, and eggplant colors."

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