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The Funny Site of the Day June 27, 2001

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by Mike Durrett

Coming on the heels of our featured Funny Sites, the "How to Annoy Everybody" lists and the "eGad" parody, I tripped across, appropriately, "The Absolute Bottom 50 eBay Auctions" ("'Chicken Soup for the Soul' - Klingon edition - $15," "Linda Lovelace Pez Dispenser - $32," "Fabergé Omelet - $9,780").

It is one in a series of creative and wicked compilations from "The Comedy Lab," The Absolute Bottom 50s, which have been tickling me for months. Fortunately, for late arrivals at the party, there's a running archive of all the Top 10-inspired swerves and burns, including:

• The Absolute Bottom 50 Pick-Up Lines
• The Absolute Bottom 50 Deathtrap Speeches
• The Absolute Bottom 50 Prom Themes
• The Absolute Bottom 50 Superhero Rivalries
• The Absolute Bottom 50 Prescription Drugs
• The Absolute Bottom 50 Fast Food Franchises
• The Absolute Bottom 50 Patron Saints
• The Absolute Bottom 50 Conspiracy Theories
• The Absolute Bottom 50 PBS Documentaries
• The Absolute Bottom 50 Wedding Toasts

"Not intended for visitors under 18," this weekly material resides in the vicinity of our late night TV comedians, maybe a notch or two lower than the belt.