Ahh, I love that joke. The truth is he was bigger than life, not only in stature, but also that commanding personality. He always controlled tough situations. Unfailingly, he knew how to proceed, how to excel.

So, who better than a long dead large guy to answer your questions of romance and life? The Duke responds in his own words and hats.

This advice service is based on the popular query "What Would Jesus Do?" Jesus, according to a moose-eyed street corner squeegee-and-spit vendor I befriended between red, green and floor it, was also in the advice business. I understand He did quite well.

If you are concerned about these gentlemen -- um, gentleman and gentlesaviour -- being treated with proper reverence, go forth in faith and confidence, my child. Hark, this site is blessed by the All Crap Network, a tasteful division of CrapCo.

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