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06/02/00

T-Bone's Alcohol and Ammo
As the public safety department at Boneland.com compassionately warns visitors entering their playground, "Caution: Only idiots try this at home."

Kids, weapons and beer guzzling don't mix. You might think you can shoot an apple off a man's head with a slingshot, crossbow, 357 Magnum and rocket launcher. It's harder than it looks and with violent consequences.

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