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Make Magic While You Sleep

Returning from my dental check-up without a tooth to slip under my pillow, I went Web surfing for an alternative money-making scheme....

"Have you been wondering what to do with all your extra, leftover feces? Sure, you can flush if you want to -- you can leave your stool behind. But now, you can turn your stool into fabulous prizes ... with the help of the Stool Fairy!

"Fairies have been hit hard by the economic downturn, too, which means good news for you -- they've branched out from teeth, and expanded into the lucrative feces arena. Just schedule an appointment, place your feces under your pillow while you sleep, and we'll take care of the rest!"

--So says the introduction at the Stool Fairy site which goes on to explain more crap, but we direct your attention to "About the Stool Fairy," Frequently Asked Questions with caring repartee and little roughage. Most of the material is crafted tastefully, excepting the customer comments section. The public can be so gross. Bad public! Bad!

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