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by Mike Durrett

Animal Blind Date
If you weren't human, who would you date?

Yeah, of course, we know, Madonna, but for the purposes of this discussion, think critters.

Don't know? The London Zoo comes to your rescue, assesses your personality and then introduces your new sweetie. All you need to do is provide the prom limo, Donna Summer records and live sacrifice.

The Shockwave Flash plug-in is needed to answer the short quiz. Free downloads are available here.

This questionnaire is intended for fun and fantasy only. I wish someone had told that to the bug shacked-up in my dimple.

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