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05/26/00

T-Bone's Crash Test Dumbass
1. Imagine strapping your most loathesome enemy into a high-speed crash test chair.

2. Select a target: (a) brick wall, (b) fuel pile, (c) garbage heap, (d) giant cactus.

3. Activate.

4. Giggle maniacally.

This comic stress reliever, from TheWax.com, promises "pleasure with long-lasting therapeutic results."

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