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05/25/00
Insult-O-Tron
Random generators, like this one from Vanya's World-O-Fun, have fascinated me since my earliest treks to the Internet. When you visit, refreshing your browser display every few seconds, a new message appears seemingly out of thin air.
The Insult-O-Tron selects and cobbles together venomous words and phrases and boldly jeers them into your eyes. It's the perfect toy to reinforce your low self-esteem!
Because its available vocabulary and negativity are well programmed, the Insult-O-Tron is not only amusing, but also clairvoyant.
When it spit out phrases like "You giraffe-fondling nose-picking cannibalistic lint-trap-licker," I was impressed and thought, "Who peeked?"
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