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A Funny Site of the Day with Mike Durrett


"Ordinary people can be drop dead funny," says Rinkworks, host to this collection of real life quotes.

"The humor here is, for the most part, unrehearsed and unintentional. Hundreds of quotations are listed. There are lines spoken by people intending to say something else. There are lines spoken by people who misunderstood something or other. They may or may not have known any better. The intricacies of human language may have fouled them up, or perhaps unfortunate slips of the tongue led them to ignominy. Whatever the case, there's a lot to laugh at."

Here are the topics included:

• Slips and Gaffes: Accident Reprts, Courtroom Quotations, Resume Quotations, Patient Charts, Church Bulletins, Classified Ads, News Reports, Restaurants, Words Without Thougts, and The Language Barrier.

• Questions, Suggestions, and Complaints: Forest Service Feedback, River Guide Feedback, Tourism Follies, Questions Asked of Park Rangers, Questions Asked of Librarians, Questions Asked of Cruise Ship Pursers, and Tenant Complaints.

• Things Kids Say: Kids' Ideas About Love, Kids' Ideas About Science, Kid Quotes, and Exams and Papers.

• Stupidity: Warning Labels, Employee Performance Evaluation Quotes, Bad Predictions, and Anecdotes of Stupidity.

• Famous People: Yogi Berra, Samuel Goldwyn, Eugene Ormandy, Dan Quayle, and Other Famous People.

Things People Said

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