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by Mike Durrett

Am I Annoying or Not?
This spoofy spin-off of the popular rate-the-egoists poll, "Am I Hot or Not," is irresistible and points out an interesting phenomenon, most celebrities are annoying.

Determining the irritability factors of Barbra Streisand, Benjamin Bratt, Liza Minnelli, The Unknown Comedian (the site misnames the "Comic" and I find that annoying), Captain and Tennille, Madeline Albright, Ronald McDonald, David Hasselhoff, Mr. Peanut and Frank Gifford (who just might be Mr. Peanut without the monocle), among many others, is big fun. The accompanying pro and con arguments for each candidate add to the smirks enjoyed here.

There is a recognizable trend towards belittling the celebrity smokers in this group, I noticed while chomping on celery sticks and a second bowl of succotash. Personally, I would have to concur and these fried green tomatoes are mighty tasty. There also seems to be an annoyance for vegetarians. Go figure, while I serve up a meatless black bean burger, garlic smashed taters and a merrily tossed garden salad. Now, where's my flexible straw for the chives dressing?...

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