Poke Alex in the Eye: The Game

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A Funny Site of the Day with your Guide Mike Durrett


We don't know who this fella Alex is, but he's kindly prepared several methods for you to poke him in the eye, none of them much of a game, actually, more like stress relievers.

The advanced Poke Pro requires a Shockwave plug-in and the human ability to point.

The middling JavaPoke version requires you to physically move your cursor somewhere in the vicinity of Alex and he will undergo swift orb intrusions.

Then, for sheer laziness, employ the AutoPoke method, which does all the work for you, attacking the poor boy every few seconds. I suspect you don't need to bother with turning on your computer for Alex to be "Stooged."

Don't take my word for the swellness of Alex poking. Read these actual testimonials:

"I'm back again....'Poke Alex,' it's all I think about! Life no longer has any other meaning for me. Nothing matters except 'Poke Alex.' I have lost sixty pounds and since I quit my job, I can no longer pay my rent. But as long as I can 'Poke Alex' I feel O.K. Good luck to all, and remember ... 'Poke Alex.'"

"This page made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside ... kinda like I just ate a PUPPY!!!"

"More fun than giving Alex a noogie... Better than giving Alex an Indian burn ... More satisfying than dragging Alex naked behind a fast moving firetruck down a road made of 400-grit sandpaper while simultaneously spraying him with rubbing alcohol ... All in all, a wonderful experience!"

Poke Alex in the Eye: The Game

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