I'm Seeing Stars

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A Funny Site of the Day with your Guide Mike Durrett


Wacky weekly horoscopes by Celeste Hubble, my stars tell me, will appear at this Hambozone location each week.

(My stars, by the way, are the ghost of game show host Bill Cullen and Leave It to Beaver's Frank Bank (Lumpy Rutherford). So, I'm on the cutting edge.)

Let's see what Celeste says. My cat, Morty, is a Sagittarius....

"Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
You'll be a natural entertainer. Au naturel, to be more specific..."

Yep, that's Morty -- except when he wears the lederhosen. Wait a minute. I wear the lederhosen. Morty wears leg warmers and a tail pony.

The End.

I had to write 100 words.

I'm Seeing Stars

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