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A Funny Site of the Day with your Guide Mike Durrett


Life's been good to me. I've got two cats (double hairballs). There's lemon Pepsi in the fridge and enough blank space on my TiVo for the next "Jiminy Glick."

What I don't have is a title. You know, one of those regal phrases in front of my name, so when the little people address me, they'll know what esteemed pomposity they're associating with.

To rectify the situation, I visited Flywheel Aerospace and typed my name into the special title generator. Within seconds, I was bestowed three realms of nobility. Frankly, I was hoping for a simple "Sir Mikey Durrett," but I shall rule with:

• The Guy In Charge of Cornfed Heifers, Mr. Mike Durrett
• Fuhrer of Naked Chick Magazines, Mike Durrett X
• Marquis of That Thingie That Hangs Down the Back of Your Throat, MC Mike Durrett

Some of the material surrounding this device is explicit. There's even an option, for those prone to such childishness, to award one's self a sexual name.

How do you do? I'm Chip Rocknad.

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