Academy Awards Acceptance Speech Generator

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I'll be receiving a special Oscar for the film on my teeth, so imagine my delight in finding this helpful Academy Awards Acceptance Speech Generator. Now I'll be able to thank shallow Hollywood airheads from the bottom of my mouse. Simply selecting the proper words and phrases in strategically located drop-down menus will barf my heartfelt platitudes into the standard showbiz suck-up drivel in seconds. Then, I'm off to the ceremony to spout high society Madlibs-style humbleness and goose Amanda Peet.

Visit Chickenhead's generator to compose somewhat naughty Academy Awards acceptance speeches of your own. Of course, for you, it'll just be fun. I'm a filmmaker!

Academy Awards Acceptance Speech Generator