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"For longer than most can remember, motivational speakers, authors and publishers have inspired and delighted us by championing the idea that within each person exists virtually unlimited potential. ... For the first time, one company has stepped forth with tools for unleashing such hidden potentials. No matter who you are, you have the potential to be so very much less. And with the transformative powers of our Demotivators® products, you will be."

Those words of encouragement come from the self-help wizards at Despair, Inc., a real company marketing motivational -- um, sorry -- demotivational products for personal and business situations, like posters, calendars, mugs, and t-shirts.

Of special note to our visitors is the photo gallery collections of comforting images and rallying cries for goals and business models achieved by Arrogance, Elitism, Regret, Incompetence, Disservice, Dysfunction, Humiliation, Laziness, Fear, Stupidity, and so many other rich growth areas.

Among the various paths to success, you'll uncover these words of Despair:

• "Procrastination -- Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time, but Laziness Always Pays Off Now."

• "Cluelessness -- There Are No Stupid Questions, but There Are a LOT of Inquisitive Idiots."

• "Insanity -- It's Difficult to Comprehend How Insane Some People Can Be. Especially When You're Insane."
  

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