Cheese Racing

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A Funny Site of the Day with your Guide Mike Durrett


"What do you think happens when you throw a slice of processed cheese (without removing the plastic wrapping) onto a lit barbecue?"

That's the question the "pioneers and inventors of the sport" ask and answer along with heart-racing/clogging -- albeit cheesy -- snapshots.

Suffice it to say, I don't have enough clean garments nor exclamation points and capital letters on my keyboard to contain my giddy palpitations, let alone describe the fervor of the action-packed Kraft.

The official site posts the rules, tips, history, and news of the break feast of chumpions, coming soon to an Olympics or picnic near you.

And for God's sake, novice, heed their safety precautions:

"WARNING!! Cheese racing can be dangerous ...

• Do NOT attempt 'indoor cheese racing.' This is strictly an outdoor sport. (This includes tents!)

• Be sure to ingest large quantities of alcohol and/or other chemical relaxant before (and during) play...."

Cheese Racing

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