Cupid's Dear John Letter Generator

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While enduring these stressful times, it's refreshing to know the intense humanitarian efforts at Chickenhead continue. Need to flush a honey? Dump a squeeze? Our friends can help with a romantic note tool, as they explain:

"Is nasty old procrastination keeping you from writing the heartless letter which will finally bring your sad, pathetic, and doomed relationship to a long-overdue end? Well wait no longer! Cupid's Dear John Letter Generator takes the mind-numbing drudgery out of dumping someone by e-mail, and makes it an easy, fun, and altogether wacky interactive treat!"

Explicit language is involved in this love-unmaking machinery, but that's part of what makes axing jerks so delicious!

Cupid's Dear John Letter Generator