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The Love Bloats
by Mike Durrett

From the Bottom of My Sense of Humor Valentine's Day e-Cards
On the cover, the flowery greeting card looks as innocuous as zillions of others. The sentiment asks simply: "Will you be my sweet Valentine?"

On the inside: "Please let me know ASAP, as I have some backups in mind."

Gotcha! This batch of snotty parody cards, from Modern Humorist, offer quick snorty reading. Remarkably, you may also email them as actual Valentines, if you dare.

Several items are adult in content.