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Lessons in Pole Licking
There's something in "The Bible" about being led into temptation. I can't remember what it is because I spent Sunday school entertaining my fellow flock with joyful noises (fart impressions) and you're nuts if you think I do research.

I have a bit of recollection that temptation is supposed to be avoided, especially when it involves sin or the Fox network.

Certainly it should be considered a no-no in winter's frozen temperatures wherever warm, pulsating flesh might come in contact with cold, frigid metal.

To cut to the chase -- and this might be in "The Bible," too -- a good rule to live by is "keep your tongue in your mouth." Do not follow that primal urge to lick a pole (or the Fox network).

This important lesson is vividly illustrated by Webtoon animator T-Bone in his short instructional motion picture covering all the phases and consequences of such a stupid act.

See it at Boneland in Shockwave. Need the plug-in?

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