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Clone'O'Matic labs stalked cows, sheep, and celebrities for their genetic materials, storing the goo in several clone assembly lines and incubators in the Clone Zone at Sun-Sentinel.com. Because the technology is so simple, you may access the labs to create your own animals and famous folks. In exchange, the scientists ask only one favor: "As always, be careful not to make HORRIBLE MUTANT MONSTERS." (With some of these people, how could you tell?)

Each Clone'O'Matic creates 3,125 DNA combinations. Derive defensively.

Classic Clone'O'Matic: Make perfect cows and sheep. Lobster, monkey, and supermodel DNA should not be applied.

Celebrity Clone'O'Matic: Bill Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Tara Lipinski, Mick Jagger, and Sandra Bullock.

Celebrity Clone'O'Matic 2: Pamela Anderson, Leonardo DiCaprio, Madonna, Hillary Clinton, and Tom Cruise.

Saddam Hussein Clone'O'Matic: Maybe it's a little late now, but it could've worked!

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